1) Hey baby do you wash your pants with windex? Cause I can see myself in them.

2) Let me check your tag. Hmmm- just what I thought, made in heaven.

3) Hi I'm Fred Flinstone, cause you rock my world.

4) That outfit looks great on you, but it would look better on my floor.

5) Great legs. What time do they open?

6) Do you drink milk? Cause it does your body good.

7) Can I have your number, because I forgot mine.

8) That shirt’s very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too.

9) Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

and my personal favorite....

10) Baby, you are SEXY & BEAUTIFUL! I'm skinny and need a little meat to hold onto, so would you mind if I squeeze a little of your love?