Last week, 57-year-old Michael Futerman of Tamarac, Florida was at a Home Depot in Sunrise, Florida and spotted a woman named Ruth Mae Facyson drop $29 in cash. And that set off one hell of a sequence of events.
#1.) Michael ran over and scooped up the money.
#2.) Ruth said it was her money and Michael yelled "FINDERS KEEPERS."
#3.) Michael ran outside, got into his Mazda, and ended up clipping Ruth on the leg as he sped out of the parking lot.
#4.) Then he promptly went off to spend 26 of his 29 new dollars on CRACK.
--The cops tracked him down, and eventually he admitted everything . . . although he still claimed he should have a right to the money since he, quote, "found it."
--He was arrested for aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, theft, possession of cocaine, and resisting arrest.
