I wonder if my car insurance covers me from damage by a MYTHICAL CREATURE.
--Last week, 39-year-old John Reed of Lykens, Pennsylvania called the police to report that the windows and lights had been smashed on his 1973 Winnebago RV. And he knew who vandalized it: BIGFOOT.
--Now, in an amazing twist, John ALSO happens to be an amateur Bigfoot hunter. So maybe THAT'S why Bigfoot targeted him. Bigfoot knew John was hunting for him, so he sent a message by trashing the Winnebago.
--The Pennsylvania police took this more seriously than you'd think. They described the suspect as, quote, "very large, brown in color . . . walks somewhat hunched over, [and] hairy." So they're now looking for a sasquatch, I guess.
--John has a Facebook group called Lykens Valley Sasquatch Hunters. On the site he offers some pretty good advice on what to do if Bigfoot is chasing you.
--Quote, "Run uphill if it's a male, they have an extended forehead so they have to stop often to look up."
--"If it's a female, run downhill. They have no bras so they got big ole lady boobs and when running down hill they flop about and they have to stop to plop them over their shoulders."
