I can imagine a group of guys getting high, and one of them says, "Do you think we could, like, LIVE in a house made of weed?" And another guy says, "Totally, bro." But then someone ruins it by saying, "No way, man, we'd smoke our own walls!"
--Anyway, a group of MICE just lived out that fantasy. So suck on that, burnouts.
--In Wichita, Kansas, the police had three large bags of marijuana in their evidence locker. Some mice tunneled into the evidence room, chewed through the bags, ate a BUNCH of marijuana . . . then built themselves a NEST made out of REEFER.
--Evidence clerks found them, evicted them from their weed nest, then reweighed the bags. They didn't say how much marijuana the mice had eaten, but a spokesman says it was enough that, quote, "We've got some mice that are stoners."
