1) Name? Ash Lee D
2)Got any nicknames? Ash
3)When were you born? Back in the old days of 1984
4)Hometown? Corpus Born, Harlingen raised, H-Town home of the Hawks
5)Still live there? I do not, I live in the master bedroon of my parents house. I made them trade me.
6)Got a ball and chain? Depends on whose asking, and if my baby Marion is Hanging around.
7)Do you have kids? If so how many? none that I know of...
8)So why did you get in radio and not professional scooter racer? I got injured updating facebook and apparently a finger injury puts you out of the race for scooters..
9)Favorite thing you like about radio? The variety of genres, lyrics and beats
10)Spill the beans on your most embarrassing radio experience? I wished a happy birthday to "Mike Hunt" and realized it after the words left my mouth :/ lol.
11)Favorite movies? Anything with Johnny Depp, Kate Hudson, or Hannah Montana
12)Favorite artists? Love Pink, Beyonce, and my girl Shakira
13)So you're on a deserted island...you can take three people with you, who would that be? Ellen Degeneres, Snookie from Jersey Shore (if i get mad i can punch her lol jk) and the Richest Single man in the world..
14)Person you'd most like to meet? any of the Kardashians
15)Who is the celebrity you'd like to run away with if you could? Marion Barber
16)Are you scared of anything? Bugs, Snakes, Clowns, and the Freddy Krueger Song!
17)What would you like to accomplish in 5 years? become a Federal Lawyer for the US. Stay there until till they find out I don't know what I'm doing or have a Law Degree..
18)And finally, what would you like to be most remembered for? My amazing basketball skills. LOL for being an amazing sweet down to earth girl..
Just because EELS have a certain shape, does NOT mean they should be used in certain ways . . .
This story comes from Guangdong, China. Apparently, a 39-year-old man there recently got drunk, and thought it would be a good idea to put a LIVE 20-inch EEL in his NO-GO HOLE.
He managed to get it in there . . . but it didn't STAY in there. The eel started GNAWING THROUGH HIS COLON, and into his body. That caused massive internal bleeding, and the man needed emergency surgery.
Amazingly, doctors were able to save his life . . . and the EEL'S life too. There's no word on the man's condition now.
A dating website called LoveAgain.com just finished up a nationwide sex survey. Here are the six highlights . . .
1. People in the Midwest are the RANDIEST in the country. 53.5% say they have exceptionally high sex drives.
2. People in the Southwest say they've got the MOST SKILLS in bed . . . especially the women.
3. People in the Northeast have the most sex.
4. Men in Texas are the most satisfied with the size of their junk. Unfortunately, the survey didn't say which state's men are the LEAST satisfied with their junk.
5. 16% of people in the U.S. have sex at least once a week.
6. The most popular day for sex nationwide is Saturday. The only place that's different is the South, where Monday is the most popular day.
This is just one columnist's opinion . . . not the results of a survey or anything . . . but supposedly these are the seven worst break-up lines. And it's hard to argue with the choices . . .
#1.) "It's not you . . . It's me."
#2.) "I'm moving . . . so we should break up."
#3.) "This was incredible . . . but I'm not ready for a relationship yet."
#4.) "I'm not attracted to you anymore."
#5.) "I need my own space."
#6.) "I can't see you anymore, because I think your sister is hotter." (???)
#7.) "I can't do this anymore."
According to a survey by MSN, if you spend a lot of money on dinner, you can guilt some women into sleeping with you.
--The cutoff is $150. One in five guys say that if they spend that much on dinner, they "expect" their date to sleep with them.
--And it WORKS. One in 14 women admit that if a guy spent that much on dinner, they would feel "obliged" to have sex with him.
--In other words, if you have $2,100 to spare . . . which is enough to take 14 women out for an expensive dinner . . . you have a good chance of getting some. (???)
--Or, if you can't afford to spend that much on dinner, you can take the same girl out five times: That's how many dates the average woman says she waits before having sex for the first time. The average guy is ready after three.
--The average date costs a guy $71 . . . so five dates with a girl will cost you $355.